Thursday, June 24, 2010

In the mood for some Snooki?

Snooki (neé Nicole Polizzi) -- the pint-size princess of MTV’s "Jersey Shore" -- is bringing a piece of Seaside Heights to Whisky River in uptown Charlotte's EpiCentre on Tuesday night.

Snooki recently wrapped up filming of Season 2 of "Jersey Shore," which premieres July 29 and will see her and the other seven housemates splitting their time between New Jersey and Miami.

Doors open at 5 p.m. for her appearance, although who knows when she'll actually show up. Here's an additional draw, though: Whisky River will be holding a "Snook-A-Like" contest, with the woman who makes the best impostor taking home $300. In other words, the people-watching should be EPIC.

Text 980-333-3923 or visit WhiskyRiverCharlotte.com for more information. Guests must be 18 or older.

30 comments:

704Champ said...

I'd rather run a marathon barefooted through broken glass

Anonymous said...

"In the mood for some Snooki?"

I beg your pardon?

Anonymous said...

Gastonia you ready for Epicenter?????

darkferi said...

Why is this tramp considered 'news'? She's just the latest in a long line of ho's that have nothing intelligent to say, and yet we feed their narcissism.

Is *this* what we want our daughters aspiring to?

Anonymous said...

I would have to be paid generously to just look at this twit. I think her '15 minutes of fame' ended MONTHS ago. I don't know what is worse, her fake looks or the way she speaks.

Go back home and get an education. Your looks will in no way pay your way in life.... I doubt you could get a free lunch at McD's!

You are one of those tramps that a man will #*@* but will never take home to meet mom or marry!

I am happy she's not my kid... they were smart enough to attend college!!! Oh, I forgot, you have to have a brain in order to do that!

Cedar Posts said...

Pint Sized? Oh Come On!

4'9" and what 140? She's a pig!

And OMG you would want to win a Skook at like contest?

This is why we had a civil war to keep trast like Snookie in New Jersey!

Let's hope WR is giving out free sanitary wipes!

Paulie said...

Thanks, I'd rather go for some Greek.

Anonymous said...

There are many educated young people out there without jobs. These young people could lend something valuable to the country. Yet, you want to write about an uneducated, slob that has far out existed her 15 minutes of fame. I truly hope the other wonderful youth will pass her by and she will be a nothing within the next year.

Anonymous said...

Fuhget'boutit!!! Her muddah called and said she needs to be in court.

Anonymous said...

What's the difference between the trash and women in New Jersey?

Sometimes the trash gets picked up.

Anonymous said...

I did it for the Snooki!

/Fred Durst

Ashevillian said...

Jersey Shore at Epicenter in Charlotte!

Who didn't see that one coming. Uptown is soooo sophisticated!

Curtis said...

So...I'm guessing the winner of the look alike was a middle aged man wearing a mini skirt, a bad wig, fake nails, and spray on tan?

Anonymous said...

I bet McCrory will be there

Anonymous said...

At least we know what she'll look like when she's fifty. Exactly the same. Maybe a bit perkier, but still with the high hair and the orange skin.

Bobby said...

Amend what 704Champ said to say "burning broken glass coated in vinegar and sea salt" and you have my comment.

moose with a j said...

great another yuppy yankee wanting to culturize us lonely southern boys. People like this make me think the terrorist already won lock, stock, and BARREL.

Anonymous said...

lol at all of these comments.
She might be a dim bulb...okay, she is a dim bulb... but she's making money and more famous than all of us. Half of you guys probably got hit with Charlotte's high unemployment and she's doing better than you. Just by being oblivious.
Say what you want, but the lol's definitely on us.

Anonymous said...

Snooki - She is truly the epitome of everything ppl hate about Americans and New Jersey. Which is really sad since New Jersey is a very pretty state.

Anonymous said...

All of you with negative reactions are totally contradicting yourselves. She's famous because of the attention that she's getting so by posting comments to the article that YOU spent time reading is only making her more money. Now, who's oblivious? Stay jealous I think it's great! haha

Anonymous said...

In the mood for Snooki? Nope, not at all, not in the least.

Anonymous said...

It's sad that people actually consider this "entertainment"...

Anonymous said...

I wish I could make it, but I have to G-T-L. Gym, Tan, Laundry.

Anonymous said...

She's short, fat and orange... OMG, she's an Oompa Loompa!

Anonymous said...

you all need to stop! you all know you would love to bang snooki drum!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

squeal, like the little piggie that you are!

Anonymous said...

Whos that? Damn shes ugly

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Anonymous said...

Snooki is one of the ugliest women in show business. There is this chick from Nags Head, NC named Erlinda Estrada who is even uglier.

Anonymous said...

man anyone can get a record label contract...heck man snooki?
Ha ha, what joke.
I did some reshearch out easy it is to get a recording contract and was I shocked. There's several sites online offering record deals.
So what's so great about snooki?
don't believe us me?
go man to USA ShowBiz - Record Label - Music Industry - Talent Search Contest those guys bean doin businss a longs time I thinks